Cantab Recap For Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Hi Cantab! Our show is every Wednesday nearly without fail. How much more orderly can it get? Also every Wednesday, we hear strings of words in poems that no one has ever spoken before. How much more chaotic can it get? We saw both ends of the spectrum during our second-ever Chaos vs Order slam, which you’ll hear more about in a moment, but for now let’s remember what happened on our wonderful open mic!!

There was an undercurrent of rage going on this past Wednesday, including second-timer Casey’s impassioned poem on standing up for themselves and their community against oppressive politics, and first-timer Aidan, who made a great debut as well. In some orderly fashion, Isaiah gave us a choice between a poem on Fleabag or a poem on Survivor (we chose Fleabag). On the flip side, Cameron did an incredible poem that began with a minute-long Nicole Kidman impression, reciting her iconic AMC Theaters introduction, then transitioned into a piece about togetherness. Striking a similarly chaotic note, surprise visitor Christopher Clauss from Slam Free or Die debuted a new poem on horror movies and suspense, going slightly over time but serendipitously allowing the host at the time (me) to act herself into the poem, becoming the monster the suspenseful music was alluding to. The chaos cake was taken, however, by occasional open mic-er Rin Ramos, reprising their iconic comedic bars and one-liners, one of which being so iconic that the whole audience chimed in during the punchline of “CHUM BUCKET.”

The ✏️Line of the Wednesday ✏️ also goes to Rin, with “I can’t think of a rhyme, POET QUACKERY.” Our writing prompt of the week was simply to write about “sweet resistance / the next generation.”

Then, the Chaos vs Order slam. We began with a show-stopping sacrificial round of Kai vs TJ (literally, the lights went out!), and barreled right into the orderly chaos of it all. Team chaoes featuried a cheetah girls group piece, not one but TWO puppet pieces, a bee defying all laws… of gravity, a crowd walking classic, a suspicious series of Amazon packages, and a case of stolen identity. Order responded with heartbreaking contrapuntals (Logan’s was so beautiful that even after Amy (aka me) beat him by a nose, she gave him her wings–used in her piece–as a token of her appreciation for his art,) a ghazal about egg salad (who could’ve known we would gain such enlightenment about egg salad, while not even eating egg salad), and an incredible, genius, and vulnerable group piece about OCD with two team members droning compulsive thoughts behind the main reader (Myles Taylor). Lastly, Ed Wilkinson turned out to be an order team DOUBLE AGENT, going up for team order and reading a chaos poem (which backfired as he ended up sweeping the round for team order anyway, how chaotic of a result!). Nearly every round was decided by a single vote, and the winner was decided by a single round! The winner was … drumroll please….

TEAM CHAOS!!!!!!!! *chaotic celebratory horn noises*

That’s right, team chaos took the crown, meaning a total of one win for team order, and one for chaos in the record book. Who will break the tie next year? [Editor’s note: if we count the sacrifice round, each team won 4 rounds this past week, which seems pretty neat and orderly, so maybe the captain of the winning team who happens to be writing this recap should re-consider who actually won]

TONIGHT!!! Our feature is Jelal Huyler. Jelal Huyler is a biracial-Black poet (and devout lover of yamz) who does not condone linear time.

/ he is the author of the book of poems, A MAN WAS LYNCHED TODAY (GAME OVER BOOKS)

/ his voice and work have been included in the documentary “Cracking the Codes: The System of Racial Inequity, exploring race and restorative justice in the United States”

/ published individual works can be found in 580 Split, The Change Agent, Drunk in a Midnight Choir, Likely Red Press, & some other too and shit.

It’s not a show you want to miss!

See you then,

– Amy ✈️

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