Cantab Recap for Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Well, we kept promising Jamei Bauer was going to kill some dogs at her feature, and, by heck, she did it; the Cantab’s best veterinary technician just about wrecked us with her heartrending stories from the ER– not to mention her tongue-in-cheek depictions of love, death, and life as God on the beach. A rollicking four-man slam was won by Sean Patrick Mulroy, who defeated Sam Teitel in order to advance to the December 21 season final.

Next week: naturalist poet Christian Drake features, followed by a second semi-final slam with Omni, Meaghan, Simone, and Melissa.