Tips from the Bar: Marty, Something Has Got to Be Done About Your Kids

You have received a gift from a new lover. However, due to a time travel incident, the “you” who is receiving the gift is the “you” five years from now– who knows exactly how the relationship ends. How do you turn the gift down?

(Yes, this prompt sounds exactly like it came from bartender Adam Stone, but it’s actually thanks to guest tipper Cassandra Ashley.)